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Monday, May 31, 2010

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Week

Buffy Intro
Status:Buffy Week





So this week is going to be a fun and exciting one, because I've dubbed this week "Buffy the vampire slayer week". I'm going to stuff it full of so much Buffy that you will never want to watch the show again! I'm just kidding you know you'll want to watch the show again because it's THAT damn cool! If your one of the few Buffy haters you'll want to turn away from Gore Gore Dancer Movie Reviews this week, because I won't be posting much else. Probably a couple random reviews, but mostly Buffy Mania! I will have a couple guest bloggers as well, and if you would like to participate in the Buffy insanity, just let me know. Send me a message or a comment and let me know that you would like to be a guest blogger. You can write about anything you desire as long as it's Buffy the vampire slayer related. For instance maybe a post about one of the actors in the show, or top 10 lists of your favorite Buffy moments. Also it doesn't matter how long or short the post is, and you don't have to be a "blogger" to participate. If your a big Buffy fan and would like to volunteer, everyone is welcome to. I would like to get everyone involved! Anyways let's join together Buffy lovers and enjoy a week of Buffy madness and share our love of it!




So to start off in good Buffy spirit, let's rejoice and watch a couple Buffy video's!
Here is A video of a Buffy show reunion:


The Buffy the vampire slayer movie trailer:


The Buffy animated series, to bad they didn't make it:




And just remember...





Sunday, May 30, 2010

Batman Porno!

Hahaha, I randomly found this online and it's to hilarious to pass up. So I thought I'd share it with you. It's a porn version of Batman and it actually looks good, haha. Minus the dudes and old wrinkly guys(I don't even want to know). When they make it an all female cast, then I'll buy it. Anyways check the trailer out below:



F.E.A.R. 3

F.E.A.R. 3
Status: Video Game Update

So I first got word of this game from over at www.dreadcentral.com
Uncle Creepy posted the synopsis and such and he can describe it better than I, so check it out below!

"Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment has just released the first F.E.A.R. 3 screenshots along with a brand new trailer featuring the twisted, paranormal Paxton Fettel. The new trailer features more gameplay footage and dives deeper into the game's story, giving gamers their closest look at F.E.A.R. 3 yet.

Set to release in fall 2010 on the Xbox 360, PS3, and Windows PC, F.E.A.R. 3 is a heart-pounding paranormal horror first-person shooter unleashing intense combat, compelling narrative, and co-op play that evolves the franchise. Alma returns in F.E.A.R. 3, but this time her sons, Point Man and Paxton Fettel, are characters available to play in divergent co-op, giving players distinctly different abilities affecting their own play as well as the experience of their co-op partner. Gamers participate in single-player or co-op modes as Point Man, and they can play cooperatively as his conniving brother, Paxton Fettel, whose incredible telekinetic power has given him life beyond the grave. The game is developed by Day 1 Studios, developer of the original F.E.A.R. console games, in collaboration with Monolith Studios.

To further ensure extreme terror in F.E.A.R. 3, legendary horror mastermind John Carpenter (Halloween) and critically acclaimed horror comic and script writer Steve Niles (30 Days of Night) provided consultation".- Uncle Creepy



The game sounds extremely fun and crazy. I haven't previously played the first or second, so I'm curious. It reminds me of Doom in a lot of ways just with a different story line, but I love Doom. So I can't wait to check this one out! For more information on the game visit www.whatisfear.com

Here are a couple stills from the game and a trailer below so you can get an idea of how fucking cool it's going to be!











Saturday, May 29, 2010

R.I.P. Dennis Hopper




It was a bummer to hear about Dennis Hopper passing away when I woke up today. I'm not going to be one of those annoying people who talk about how great of a person he was, how would you know? Really? But I will say this, the man was a great actor and played in a lot of movies that I loved. Including True Romance, The Texas chainsaw Massacre 2,and Super Mario bros. Yes, Super Mario bros! And it's a shame that we won't get to see him do what he does best anymore.
Has anyone been noticing all the deaths lately? Wow, it's crazy!
Dennis Hopper May 7,1936- May 29,2010 He was 74 years old.
Anyways what was everyone's favorite Dennis Hopper flick? Let's reminisce in the past for while.

I'm On HorrorBlips!




Okay well I made a profile awhile ago, but I never activated my account until now.
So my fellow horror bloggers and fiends, if you would like to add me on www.horrorblips.com my name is GoreGore_Dancer
Thanks and have a good weekend!

Friday, May 28, 2010

Want To Be In A Zombie T.V. Show?

AMC's The Walking Dead show is looking for zombies currently. They will begin filming in Atlanta, GA on June 2nd. So if you in live GA and have a burning desire to be a zombie, go audition!

For all the proper information visit the website On Location Vacation:

http://www.onlocationvacations.com/2010/05/27/amcs-walking-dead-first-filming-locations-revealed-zombies-wanted/


Thursday, May 27, 2010

Stop Making Lost Boys Movies!

Jesus H Christ, another one?!. It was bad enough they made a sequel to it, but they have to keep making it worse.

I love the first Lost boys movie, who doesn't? They made a craptacular sequel to it called Lost boys: The Tribe and now they just released a trailer for the third enstallment entitled Lost boys: The Thirst. All three films starring Corey Feldman as Edgar Frog and Jamison Newlander as Alan Frog the vampire hunter brothers.

Anyways if by chance you haven't seen any of them, I've posted all three of them below:

The Lost Boys:


The Lost Boys: The Tribe


Lost Boys: The Thirst



The only thing that looks cool about the new one is Corey Feldman wearing that red Rambo headband.

Truly Frightening!

Okay so Ryan Rotten posted this video over at www.shocktillyoudrop.com and it's fucking scary as hell! Not only is it scary that the girl is lip syncing "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston, but my god the performance! I mean look at that Ring hair and the possessed foot slide across the stage! That's some true horror. I wish I could pretend I didn't just witness that, but I have to live with it the rest of my life, so now you do as well! So check it out below and let me know how it makes you feel? Hahaha!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Jonah Hex Trailer




Okay, I've been really catching up on my movie information this week because I've been sick as hell. But I've been finding a lot of really great trailers of movies that I can't wait to see, so I thought I would share them with you.
For those of you who don't know Jonah Hex is based on a comic book by the same name. The movie stars Josh Brolin as Jonah and Megan Fox as his prostitute lover. It's directed by Jimmy Hayward and will be released June 18,2010.
To make it brief the story is about a bounty hunter named Jonah who gets an offer he can't refuse when he is asked to hunt down Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich) his worst enemy. Quentin is creating an army in order to fight any man that tries to arrest him. So all hell breaks loose! I would also like to mention that Josh Brolin looks like a straight up BADASS!
Yay! It sounds really fun and the trailer is amazing!

Check out the trailer below and let me know what you think? Has anyone had the chance to read the comic books?

The Last Exorcism News!




So Eli Roth has produced a fantastic movie by the name of "The last exorcism". I've been excited about this movie since I first heard the news about it happening. I definitely trust Eli Roth's judgement, so I'm hoping for a winner! The Last Exorcism will be released August 27, 2010! This movie is directed by Daniel Stamm, whose only previously directed two other films, "A necessary death" and "Off Hollywood and vine". I'm very curious to see how he handles the film. The synopsis of the film is this: a Minister Marcus Cotton(Patrick Fabian) about to hit retirement decides to do one last exorcism on a young girl(Ashley Bell). He allows a documentary crew to come along and film his exploits when everything apparently goes extremely bad. So the trailer is released and so far, so good.

Check out the trailer below and I'm sure you'll agree with me that that girl is a contortionist. Haha.



Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Joe Lynch Interviews George Romero Pt 2

Well here is the other part of Joe Lynch interviewing George Romero. This one is from our friends over at www.fearnet.com
So enjoy everyone!



Has anyone played Left 4 dead 2? Or the first one for that matter? I have not yet, so can anyone give me a good recommendation?

Joe Lynch Interviews George Romero

Okay all of you already know I follow all of Joe Lynch's projects and such because he's an amazing man! Well just recently for G4TV.com he had the pleasure of interviewing a legend. The one and only zombie king himself, George Romero! You'll get some inside info of his thoughts on Left 4 dead 2, and his new zombie flick Survival of the dead! So check out this 1 out of 2 part exclusive interview and stay tuned for the second part!



Saw The Video Game (2009)

Saw the video game
Publiser: Konami
Status: Video Game Review





Alright so as much as I despise the Saw franchise, the game is fun. You get to play as detective David Tapp(Danny Glovers character from the first Saw movie) and roam about an abandoned and well rigged with traps mental institution. You wake up in Jigsaws signature reverse bear trap head gear and have to escape before time runs out and your brains are splattered all over the room. Then you have to maneuver through the hospital halls and rooms finding clues, tools, tapes,messages and cures to survive the endless amount of tasks you have to complete. But you have to be extremely careful as you venture because Jigsaw has set countless traps everywhere. From wire/shotgun traps to poison filled rooms you have to keep a sharp eye out. Not only for the traps, but there are other victims held hostage in the hospital who will do ANYTHING to survive. These people can be equipped with weapons such as nail studded baseball bats, pipes, syringes, scissors, lamps, molotove cocktails, and so on. The fun is not only for them , you can acquire all these weapons as well, they are strewn through the hospital. Some weapons are in locked cases that you have to play games to reach, others lay out open on the floor. Your main objective of the game is to save 6 people's lives who are related to the Jigsaw case that Detective Tapp was working on, and to catch Jigsaw once and for all. So it's exploring, finding clues, killing people, then you come to a main person rescue mission and repeat. It may be repetitive, but it's guilty pleasure fun. Anyways you meet several familiar characters from the first Saw movie including Detective Tapp, Amanda, Steven Sing (Tapp's partner..yeah the Asian guy from the movie), and of course Jigsaw..oh and Billy the little doll guy who rides the bike. A new yet simple type of story line is played out here. It's basically detective Tapp has to save all the people who have wronged him involved with the Jigsaw case including Sing's wife Melissa(Who's a bitch and neglected her son), Amanda (The first survivor of Jigsaw), Oswald (A newspaper writer who bad mouthed Tapp), Jeff (the second Jigsaw survivor who tried to commit suicide afterwards), Jennings (Tapps corrupt partner who killed an innocent person), and Obi (Some crazy fuck who wanted to be "tested" by Jigsaw).
A neat fun fact about the game is that Tobin Bell the actor who plays Jigsaw has lended his voice to the game as Jigsaw. Also Leigh Whannell and James Wan were also writers for the game along with David Cohen. As you know Leigh Whannel wrote the first saw movie and starred in it as the trapped Adam. I would also like to mention that I have a little crush on him, haha. And James Wan came up with the story and directed the first Saw, so you get a little comfort knowing they were involved in the creation of the game.









One thing I absolutely went crazy about was the names of some of the characters. Check it out...wait for it..wait for it...Oswald Mcgullicuty..and one more time...Jennings Foster, HAHAHAHA! I want to get some pets and name them after these people, it's so fucking ridiculous. I spent a good chunk of my time laughing about these peoples names. Everytime a case file showed up or it was time to save the person I would just lose control. Aside from their oddball character name choices the game had a lot of other hilarious things to it. The fact that you could stab people with hypodermic needles really tickled me. I was really excited about the fact that I was about to stab someone in the neck with some type of super AIDS, you don't get to do that everyday. The hidden messages with lock combinations and such are fun as hell to find. With some you have to close the bathroom stall doors then look in the mirror and match up the pieces, very clever indeed. This is just a game that you shouldn't blink while playing, there's so much hidden stuff. Not to mention Detective Tapp is barefoot and there's glass randomly scattered on the floor. There are also televisions throughout the mental hospital that you can watch stuff on and find clues on. Oh and did I mention that Jigsaw has told every single person in that asylum that it's Tapp's fault they are there and he has a key that they need? Another funny thing is is that you can watch people kill eachother and die in traps while your running around aimlessly. It's also a blast to rewire traps so that other people will fall victim to them. You can be sneaky like a ninja and hide while someone walks into your shotgun trap and gets their head blown off. It's very enjoyable that the game has lot's of blood. You usually get a heads up before attackers charge your way as well, so that's a bit nifty. I really got attached to the nail studded baseball bat though, no one had a chance. Haha. You will also find homages to the Saw movies, for instance the second Saw where Amanda gets thrown in that pit of AIDS syringes. Well you have to dig in toilets full of drug addict ridden needles to find keys at certain points. Call me crazy, but you just can't cure AIDS. Are we going to find out that Jigsaw was an underground government scientist and he just happens to have the fucking cure for AIDS? Yeah, just wait till Saw 15.3! Shit, maybe I'll start writing the Saw movies.








There are a few things I really didn't like about the game. The poisonous gas rooms for one, once you get trapped in them you have to find the valves in the foggy ass room followed by pipe jigsaw puzzle. I hate the pipe puzzles they are difficult and just not fun to do, I cheated a little and had Ian do them for me. As I said before the game is a bit repetitive. A lot of the hallways, rooms, and objects around all look for the most part identical. You also find yourself using the same tools and weapons, which are neat, but none the less repetitive. I wish they could have thrown more interesting things my way. Another thing I had difficulty with was crossing the little wooden planks, god I hated those things. You have to balance perfectly with your controller to make it across safely, or else you'll fall a floor down or into some razor wire. Also you have to fight manbearpig bitch towards the end of the game and damnit did I want to rape that fucker! He was a bit of a bitch to kill, but you end up electrocuting him outside. All in all the game is not hard at all except for a few of the tasks. The graphics are good, the sound effects nicely done, and the story line was typical but okay. Throughout the game it gives you play by play instructions of what you need to do, so you don't get confused at all. It's the type of game you'll want to turn out the lights and play alone, it matches so well with the dark creepy asylum. So if you want to indulge in some mindless bloody mania, this is your game! As far as I know they have the game out for the XBox360 and PS3. If you have gamefly it's definitely worth renting to play if you have nothing better to do.

Check out the Saw game trailer below:



I know I've already posted about it, but in case you might have missed it..check out the trailer for the upcoming Saw 2 video game below:



Hopefully we will get more blood and guts!
So tell me, what did everyone think of the Saw game?

Monday, May 24, 2010

DeadGirl (2008)

DeadGirl (2008)
Director: Marcel Sarmiento and Gadi Heral
Status: Movie Review





I've been gnawing off my fingers waiting to see this movie and finally did. I'm not disappointed at all! First off Trent Fucking Haaga wrote the script!! Trent is the man, and I've been a fan of his for awhile. When I heard he was writing this I was absolutely 110% on board. Also I noticed that Noah Segan was in it and I had recently watched him in Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever. He was such a lovable character, and I'd have to say he's become one of my favorite new horror actors. Look at that cute face, I can't help but love him! Not only is he adorable but he fucking rocks shit in this movie because he plays such a scary character. Going from good guy to evil villain really messed with my head. But that's what makes him so good, he shocked me. Then we have an actor that I've never heard of until this movie Shiloh Fernandez with a striking resemblance to Michael Pitt he broke out with a good impression. Now I heard this movie get bad mouthed by some people. Psycho nazi feminists, it's annoying. Especially horror writers that bitch and make a big deal about cinematic rape, yet cheer for cinematic murder. Yeah, cause your not hypocritical at all. They are movies people, chill. So if your one of those people you can stop reading now and go shave your armpits or legs or anything else along those lines. I can't help myself it makes me mad when people downgrade a good movie over something so stupid. You know what I LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE! I'm going to tell you know out of 99.8% of the movies I watch, I predict the ending. Watching this and approaching the ending I had NO clue what to expect. I became swallowed by the movie and just had to watch nervously to wait and see. Do you know how refreshing that was? It made me happy in the pants like whoa!




Noah Segan


Here's the deal Rickie (Shiloh Fernandez) is desperately in love with Joann (Candice Accola) to the point of being a creepy stalker, just hides in bushes and around corners starring. His best friend JT (Noah Segan) is an evil son of a bitch who tries to control him and everyone else for that matter. They are both major outcasts, but definitely cute ones. When Rickie and JT decide to skip school one day, they venture to an abandoned mental hospital to trash shit and drink (what looks like cans of mello yello might I add). Anyways like little juveniles they sneak around and find a dead girl sprawled out and tied to a bed. At closer inspection they realize that she's not dead, but undead, and JT gets a light bulb. A light bulb in his pants, oooohhhh snap! But yes he really does want to rape her into a coma, but she's a zombie, so he just rapes her repeatedly. Soon he begins to get other friends to join him in on the savage raping, Wheeler (Eric Podnar). Rickie the whole time is trying to hatch a plan to stop JT and do the right thing, which leads him to attempt to release her a couple times. JT gets more and more demented as the movie progresses, it even gets to a point where he's sitting in a chair in the asylum room in his underwear and an open robe. I was in a fit of laughter at that scene, because he's in the shadows like a scene from the godfather or something. Another disturbing aspect of the movie is the fact that these guys are just fucking this dead girl in front of each other. Who does that shit? That's pretty borderline gay (No offense to homosexuals here). Like do these guys think it's macho to have sex in front of each other, pry not! Anyways Joann's boyfriend who's obsessed with beating up Rickie finds out about the dead girl through Rickie's burn out friend and wants to see her. Johnny (Andrew DiPalma) and his friend Dywer (Nolan Gerard Funk) kidnap the Rickie and Wheeler and take them to the hospital to find out what it's about. JT convinces Johnny to put his dick in her mouth and Dwyer to fuck her, Johnny soon realizes he's made a grave mistake when his dick gets bit off and he begins rotting from the inside out. Which follows with a scene of Johnny shitting his guts out in a school bathroom, it's awesome! Then JT and Wheeler decide they need to change to another girl so they can have some fresh meat, since Johnny fucked up dead girls face. They go out on the hunt sitting in JT's car at a gas station waiting for the perfect and sexy girl to walk by. After a really bad kidnap attempt JT settles on Rickie's love Joann. Rickie goes to the hospital to save Joann and a bloody good battle ensues.




Jenny Spain dead and alive


Like I've mentioned before playing a part of a zombie that has to stay in one place in entire movie has to be so f'n difficult. Here the dead girl (Jenny Spain) has to be tied to a table in the nude the entire movie, as a zombie of course. I can't imagine how much that would suck! Mad props to Jenny Spain, she's a kick ass zombie! Now their make up person had to be onset 24/7 because every 2 seconds someone is getting their ass kicked in the movie. Bloody noses, bruises, split lips to the extreme! Haha, I really felt bad about it because Shiloh is absolutely adorable! To see him getting beat up by these jock assholes really pissed me off, his friend on the other hand deserved it. Trent really brought a sense of reality into the story, like what would happen if a couple teenage boys stumbled upon a dead girl? It's a zombie movie that he really made work. Everything is great the acting, music, plot, the setting designs. I really can't say anything bad about this movie. This movie really introduced some great actors to me, and their performances were nothing less out outstanding! So the ending comes and I'm all crazy with anticipation and when it does it feels so sweet. Like his friends were doing it out of cruelty, but he's doing it out of love and he has her all dressed up and such. It was cute! It was really fitting and I liked the way everything came together. DeadGirl is definitely a movie that deserves some recognition. It single handedly blows away all other horror movies released in 2008.
All in all I award this movie 5/5 stars! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, or in your DVD player and watch it!


Shiloh Fernandez


Check out the trailer below:


Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Video Game Update!

Video Game Update!

I'm going to be adding a lot of noise on video games soon, so if your interested stay tuned! Yay for me! I usually don't play video games because I get violent, but I've been playing a lot with Ian and I'm back on my old addiction. I won't just be updating horror related games, but all different kinds that interest me. So if your a gamer then I'm sure you'll appreciate my new posts.

Alright so I've beat the first Saw game and never even thought about them making a second one. But why not they've made around 100.3 movies already. Why the fuck not make a second one? Anyways I'm not bad mouthing it, I actually thought the first game was pretty fun. I'm actually currently working on a review for it, that's how I found the news of a 2nd game in the works. So expect that I'll beat and review it. I guess it's basically the same set up as the first one only surrounding detective Tapp's son Michael. I'll tell more information as it comes.

Check out the trailer I found for it below and let me know what you think:





Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I'm April's Asylum Siren!

Over at www.horrorasylum.com an amazing horror website! So check it out and check me out there!

Direct link
http://www.horror-asylum.com/sirens/siren.asp?item=Aleata_Illusion

Word!
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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Piranha 3-D Trailer!

I'm so excited for Piranha 3-D! Supposedly the KNB FX team is using even more blood and gore than Kill Bill. How can you not be excited for this? So check it out and let me know what you think of it! Not to mention that Eli Roth is in it spraying down chicks in the wet shirt contest! <3